What about side by side with a friend?
Dumbledore’s Army, the Order of the Phoenixor the Death Eaters?
"When a wizard goes over ter the Dark Side, there’s nothin’ and no one that matters to ‘em anymore…"
*puts food in microwave*
*goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
uHM I SEE A PROBLEM HERE ???? //?/???? ??????? ???????
hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand
It finally started snowing
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music
HOLY FUCK THE RELEVANCE OF THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY RIGHT NOW